

Pearl: Well, at last no one will recognize you.Krabs: Hello? What do you think, Pearl? Cleans up pretty well, doesn't he? Okay, Gary, wait 'til Pearl gets an eyeful of this! SpongeBob: What is it, Gary? What do you have? Say, Gary, this magazine gives me an idea! Long.Besides, how am I supposed to compare with Pearl's old boyfriend, Mr. SpongeBob: No, that was Patrick who brought his mom.I couldn't even get a date for my own junior prom. Krabs, I am a prom expert! Oh, Gary, I'm a prom failure. SpongeBob: Really? Oh, wow! Don't worry, Mr.Krabs: Never mind that, boy! You're taking Pearl to her prom! Krabs! Are you talking to that dummy I made? It's pretty realistic isn't it? I made this part out of. Remember, you're doing it for good old Mr. Krabs: Now listen, boy, I'm-a counting on you to make this a very special night for a very special girl. Listen up! Which one of you lucky lubbers wants to take me lovely daughter Pearl to the prom? But I can't take him, daddy! They'll kick me off the most frequently pictured in the yearbook committee. Pearl: Ahh! the fry cook? Do you know what that would do to my complexion? People would mistake me for a planetarium.I'll take ya! Well, what about Squidward? Pearl: That's because there's only one fish in the sea that's long, tan and handsome as he is.Krabs: Her scurvy prom date stood her up, boy, and now, she can't seem to find another. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Chaperone" from season 1, which aired on March 8, 2000. " Employee of the Month" List of episode transcripts
